{"id":8498,"date":"2025-05-29T09:30:15","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T09:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/?p=8498"},"modified":"2025-05-29T09:30:15","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T09:30:15","slug":"sketches-der-2a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/?p=8498","title":{"rendered":"Sketches der 2a"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ein Angler steht am See und angelt. Da kommt ein Polizist und sagt: &#8222;Angeln verboten, das macht 20 Euro Strafe.&#8220; &#8222;Ich angle gar nicht&#8220;, erwidert der Angler. &#8222;Ich <strong>bade meinen Regenwurm<\/strong>.&#8220; Polizist: &#8222;Dann kostet es 50 Euro \u2013 der <strong>Regenwurm<\/strong> hat keine Badehose an.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;und weitere lustige Sketches f\u00fchrte die 2a den anderen Klassen zu Beginn der Jausenzeit vor. Das war f\u00fcr alle Kinder und Lehrer ein lustiger Start in die Pause!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-container-2 wp-block-gallery-1 wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmwlekf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" data-id=\"8500\"  src=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmwlekf.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmwlekf.jpg 800w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmwlekf-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmwlekf-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-container-4 wp-block-gallery-3 wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mflkwsaf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" data-id=\"8501\"  src=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mflkwsaf.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mflkwsaf.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mflkwsaf-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-container-6 wp-block-gallery-5 wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mgelkrag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" data-id=\"8502\"  src=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mgelkrag.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mgelkrag.jpg 800w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mgelkrag-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/mgelkrag-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-container-8 wp-block-gallery-7 wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fasdf-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"514\" height=\"386\" data-id=\"8504\"  src=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fasdf-2-edited.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fasdf-2-edited.jpg 514w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fasdf-2-edited-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-container-10 wp-block-gallery-9 wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmkelw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" data-id=\"8505\"  src=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmkelw.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmkelw.jpg 800w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmkelw-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vswiesmath.ac.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/fmkelw-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Angler steht am See und angelt. 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